Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,515 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/80 points)
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 4/30 (45/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (65/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (65/125 points)
Kill. Everyone.
Give birth
Build-a-Mom
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Cock joke
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Keep those nails trimmed
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Save the planet
Bee beautiful
Build all robots
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)